Glee 4x07 Promo: "Dynamic Duets"

Everyone dressing up like superheroes? As the uber-nerd half of TMB I can say that this excites me! Check out the promo for Glee next week!


McKinley High School for Gifted Youngsters. X-men, what?

Peace.Love.Glee.
-Bonnie & Whitney

Gleecap: Glee 4x05 - 'The Role You Were Born to Play' Recap

So after a five week hiatus, Glee returned last week with "The Role You Were Born to Play". And after those awful break ups, we can understand why you may have missed the episode for reasons like locking yourself in a coffin after those awful breakups or driving yourself insane from the possibilities that lie ahead with each relationship. So incase that was you, here's what you missed on Glee 4x05 "The Role You Were Born to Play":

The episode starts off with Finn whining about not having anything to look forward to. Artie encourages to direct the Musical... beacause Finn is Artie's hero. I'm not sure I agree with this - for reasons I'll explain later - but he agrees nonetheless.

Blaine the cheater... who's apparently hopelessly devoted to Kurt, doesn't think he can play Danny Zuko. So he auditions for the musical, singing "Hopelessly Devoted", but thinks he can only MAYBE play Teen Angel, since, you know, he's so heartbroken and all. #what?

Finn decides that he doesn't think he's cut out for directing, but Artie is here to save the day by bringing in reinforcements by the names of Mercedes Jones and Mike Chang. Because most college kids can just take off school to help with their high school's musical.

Beiste also returns this episode with some hilarity in the form of Wemma Couple's Counseling... So that's a treat... and Emma decides during this sesh that she'd like to go to Washington with Will. We don't buy it Emma...

Unique wants to play Rizzo, but doesn't think she'll get cast as the part. If Sue Sylvester has anything to do with it, Unique won't get Riz. Marley decides she wants to audition for Sandy. Sue tries to discourage them with insults, but it's nearly impossible to bash Absolutely Stunning Kind Face Blue Eyed Girl Marley.

Marley and Unique decide to do a joint audition after an unwanted, inappropriate, and rather grotesque excellent pinky link, and together they ruin sing "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)".

Since they can't find anyone to play Danny (and they really tried hard?) Finn decides that he would take matters into his own hands and find someone who can make a difference. Enter Ryder Lynn.

Finn encourages Rider to try out for the musical, but Ryder is struggling with his grades. Find out he gets a C- on his latest test, even though he studied for hours. He decided, with the help of Finn, that the best way to improve your grades is to add more extra-curriculars to your schedule.

Finn and Ryder sing "Jukebox Hero" with a bunch of jukeboxes surrounding them, and that concludes Ryder's audition. #normalpolicies

When Ryder finds out he's probably going to play Danny and Marley's probably going to play Sandy, he introduces himself and the two have so much chemistry, it could set the school on fire.

Puck Jake gets jealous and decides he wants to try out for the musical as Danny. Kitty decides she wants to try out for Sandy just to spite Marley. #drama

Together Jake and Kitty try out with "Everybody Talks". It was actually a pretty hawt audition. I dug it. Big time.

The old Directions decide that they'd call back the 4 Danny/Sandy auditions and have a perforamnce-off with "Born To Hand Jive". Hands down the best performance of the night, as it was kicked off by one Mercedes Jones, and the tension in the performance was just like the tension you felt in "Grease".

Tina doesn't want to try out for the musical because Mike is back to direct. More tension comes when he tells her she needs to try out because she'd make the perfect Jan. I dig the Tike tension, for showw.

Sue tries to discourage Finn from casting Unique as Rizzo, and he retorts by calling her baby retarded. Smart Finn. Smart. #PickANewHeroArtie

Oh. Don't forget about the far-too-long interaction between Will and Emma where Emma tells him that she doesn't want to go to Washington. So.. she's not going to. #wasteoffiveminutes

When Schue tells Finn that he's leaving, Finn gets all whiney and stuff, but Schue decides it's time for Finn to start calling him Will, put on a sweater vest, and take over the New Directions.

The cast list is decided at the end, and you can see who's playing what roles here: Glease Cast List. We personally find this cast-list to be GOLD. Particularly the role of Patty Simcox.

And here's what you didn't miss: Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, a talking Brittany, a good Wemma scene, a tremendous performance, Finn being the hero that he is, Mike Chang's abs, or logic and continuity.

...And that's what you missed on Glee!

Peace.Love.Glee
-Bonnie and Whitney

P.S. I apologize if you found the tone of this message to be sarcastic or harsh. Not meant to be - just not one of my favorite episodes. That's okay tho! Can't like 'em all, huh? What'd you think?? Hit us up in the comments below, or on Twitter at @TroutyMouthBlog.

Glee's Grease - Glease The Musical Cast List

If you're wondering who's playing whom in Glee's production of 'Glease The Musical', then you've come to the right place. Next week, we'll get to see everyone partake in the world's greatest musical, and we need to know the break down of every person involved. So, without further ado, here's the cast of 'Glease', the Glee edition of the popular musical Grease:

Danny: Ryder (Blake Jenner)
Sandy: Marley (Melissa Benoist)
Kenickie: Sam (Chord Overstreet)
Rizzo: Unique (Alex Newell)
Frenchy: Sugar (Vanessa Lengies)
Jan: Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz)
Doody: Joe (Samuel Larsen)
Putzie: Jake (Jacob Artist)
Cha-Cha: Brittany (Heather Morris)
Patty Simcox: Kitty (Becca Tobin)
Teen Angel: Blaine (Darren Criss)

Tell us what you think Gleeks! Do you agree with the cast list? Who would you cast for each character? Tell us in the comments below or hit us up on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.

Peace.Love.Glee
-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee 4x06 Promo: "Glease"

Well... that episode was alright. We got to see our beloved Mike Chang and Mercedes Jones come back. Also Dot Marie Jones spilled some humor into our lives. But other than that... just so-so for us.

BUT next week, we're looking at the production of 'Glease', fun songs, and more of the old cast to return. Here's the promo for Glee 4x06: "Glease".


Tell us what you think Gleeks! What are you looking most forward to? Hit us up in the comments below or on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.

Until next week...

Peace.Love.Glee
-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee 4x05 "The Role You Were Born to Play" Songs - First Listen!

After a long hiatus, we finally have our First Listen Sunday's back. And after a heartbreaking 'Break Up', we're looking forward to some upbeat stuff. Here's your first listen from Glee 4x05: "The Role You Were Born to Play". Enjoy!

Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
Performed by: Alex Newell & Melissa Benoist


Everybody Talks
Performed by: Becca Tobin & Jacob Artist


Born to Hand Jive
Performed by: Amber Riley, Melissa Benoist, Blake Jenner & Jacob Artist


Jukebox Hero
Performed by: Cory Monteith & Blake Jenner


Hopelessly Devoted to You
Performed by: Darren Criss


You ready for this, Gleeks?!

Let us know what you think! Hit us up in the comments below or on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.

Peace.Love.Glee.
-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee's 'Glease' Songs - First Listen!

Well, it started with a breakup, a break up, an unofficial break up and a toss up... And we've been depressed ever since. But the hiatus has almost come to a close, and from the sounds of it, we're in for some fast upbeat times at Ridgemont McKinley High. We're talking the production of "Glease: The Musical" by WMHS's very own Glee club.

From all the spoilers/articles we've read, it seems this year's musical will be one heck of a good time, AND we get to see our favorites McKinley All-Stars return from their various destinations to help out. Thank Goodness!

So, as we approach the days of the musical, here are some first listens of the songs they've released so far. Don't get your hair gel in a glob, we'll keep coming back as more songs are released :)

Grease Lightning
Performed by: Blake Jenner & Chord Overstreet


Born to Hand Jive
Performed by: Amber Riley, Melissa Benoist, Blake Jenner & Jacob Artist


Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee
Performed by: Becca Tobin


Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)
Performed by: Melissa Benoist


Hopelessly Devoted To You
Performed by: Darren Criss


Beauty School Dropout
Performed by: Darren Criss


There Are Worse Things I Could Do
Performed by: Naya Rivera, Kate Hudson & Alex Newell


You're The One That I Want
Performed by: Blake Jenner, Melissa Benoist, Lea Michele & Cory Monteith


Are you excited for the hiatus to be over?! Can you make it one more week?! Tell us your thoughts on 'Glease' in the comments below, or hit us up on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog!

Peace.Love.Glee
-Bonnie & Whitney

A Very Happy Birthday, Telly!

The time has finally arrived! Today is Telly Kousakis' birthday! Not only is this guy effin' hilarious, but he works pretty hard for that TV show!

So as you know, last year on Telly's birthday, we started Snickerpuller and The Veiled Fairy: Search for the Sparkle Snatcher. On Naya's birthday we released the second installment, and after months of gathering jokes, storyboarding, and drawing the comic out (on Whitney's part), we've finally got the last installment to this series.

So, if you missed the first two comics, here they are:

(Click pictures to enlarge)
(Otherwise... Part 1 & Part 2)

Now Part 3, is finally here:

(Or view Part 3 here)
To Telly and Naya, we hope you loved it. Hopefully we'll see some Snickerpuller & Veiled Fairy mini-strips in the future. 

And to everyone else, especially those who understood the jokes, we hope you loved reading as much as we loved making it! Tell us whatchya think!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TELLY!!
Peace.Love.Glee
-Bonnie & Whitney

The Post Gleekret Project

If you all remember, a few months back we worked on a project called "Post Gleekret". It was designed to allow our followers and gleeks everywhere to anonymously tell the story of how Glee changed their lives. It resulted in one of our favorite projects to date. Not only did people share their personal stories with us, but they also shared them with the world. It allowed Gleeks everywhere to feel connected with one another through their struggle, through their dreams, and through Glee.


Thank you to everyone that participated. We couldn't have done this project without each and every one of you. You're all beautiful. You're all inspirational. And you're all brave. And we love you all!

Peace.Love.Glee
-Bonnie & Whitney

Gleecap: Glee 4x04 - 'The Break Up' Recap

In case you missed this week's episode, which would have been silly because we all knew this was going to be the world's worst best episode filled with heartbreaking moments and showstopping scenes, or maybe that's why you didn't watch. Maybe you didn't want it to feel like your heart was getting ripped out of your chest in six different ways, then stopped on, thrown against a wall, cut in to pieces... and well, anyways.. here's what you missed:

The show opens up at McKinley with some harmless flirting between Marley and Jake. Brittany and Blaine realize that they miss this with their respective lovers.

Flip to New York, and Kurt is making some brunch for Rachel & Finn. Come to find out that Rachel and Finn barely even spoke over night.

Let's change the awkward. Turns out Finn got semi-honorably discharged from the army, and has been backpacking through Georgia for the last four months... apparently without a cell phone? #becausewerein1800 #nohewasembarrased #butstill

Now switch to Santana's bedroom. The girls are folding some laundry. Turns out that Santana likes being at Louisville so that she can come home every few weeks so that she can see Brittany every few weeks.

Kurt and Blaine keep missing some phone dates and stuff. It's been really hard for them. They all seem to be feeling a little... out of place without their significant others.

Insert the nineties classic, Barely Breathing. Probably my third favorite performance of the night.

Finn, Rachel & Kurt are getting ready to go out at "Callbacks", when [surprise!] Blaine shows up at the door with flowers for Mr. Kurt Hummel.

Queue awesome karaoke bar where the NYADA kids hang out and order Virgin Amaretto Sours.

Brody encourages Finn to sing with Rachel, but basically Finn just surrenders his role as Rachel's boyfriend to Brody, so Brochel sings Give Your Heart A Break.

Then Blaine decides that he wants to sing a song to "the Love of [his] Life". So, he sings an original: Teenage Dream. Kidding. It's not original, but what he does is original. Acoustic. Acoustic and emotional?

On the walk home, Finn accuses Rachel of being more-than-friends with Brody. She admits she kissed him, but only because he said that he was setting her free at the end of last season. He's stupid -- HIS words, not mine.

Blaine tells Kurt that he's been with someone... like WITH someone. Bla-cheater.

Queue Don't Speak. It was a little awkward. They didn't speak. They just sang. And they had this weird bedroom scene where the couples were sharing their respective beds, but clearly distant from one another. And Blaine had on really cool pajamas. #sarcasm

Since they went to bed not speaking, Finn decides it's best not to speak some more. So he sneaks out. Kurt catches him because he's waiting for Blaine to wake up. But when he asks Finn if he should tell Rachel anything, Finn says "No". I'm assuming he'll just call her from that magical cell phone from the 1800s.

Back at McKinley, Kitty asks Marley to the next "Left Behind" club, which accepts losers and lezzies, but not Muslims. So she holds a rapture.

In the words of Santana Lopez, "What the hell are you talking about Kitty?" Yep, she's talking about Armageddon, and we best get right with God, because Jesus booked himself a flight back to Earth... through Orbitz... so that He can judge the crap out of people.

Then she pulls a prank on Dottie, Tina's assistant. Everyone leaves and lays out their clothes for a fake rapture. And Dottie thinks she gets left behind. She cries about it.

Queue a second-lair of feelings: Santana wants to go home, and doesn't think the club is good for Brittany. But Brittany tells her that being left behind sucks, and Santana had left her behind. It feels like she's hypervenilating. Now I'm hyperventilating.

Finn goes back to McKinley, and Finn wants to talk to Mr. Schue, which translates into "Can I hug you and cry?" He does.

Blaine and Finn have an awkward confrontation in the choir room where Finn asks Blaine why he did that to Kurt. No one knows, but everyone's excited about Finn being back at McKinley. He helps them pick a musical: "Grease".

As we saw last week, Schue is following his dreams. He's officially on the Blue Ribbon Panel to Improve Arts Education. He wants Emma to come with her, but Emma doesn't want to go. They have a fight. And Emma tells Schue off. It was awesome.

Kurt gets make up flowers. And then he gets hit on by one of his office mates... Well maybe he was just being nice, either way I liked it.

Santana calls Brittany into the choir room and tells her that sophomore year she "counted the days she smiled at her and died on the days she didn't". Basically it was like a kick to the balls.

Then she sang Mine. They both cried. Both loved each other a lot. Then broke up? Or something? It wasn't "official" but it pretty much felt official. That WAS a kick to the balls... I don't care if you have them or not... it hurt.

[Side note: Heather Morris gets all the awards. Showstopping scene alert.]

Jake apologizes to Marley for the rapture. Then Kitty gets jealous. And gets mouthy with Marley. Then Jake breaks up with her. Aw snap!

The next showstopping scene comes from Lea Michele. She finds Finn in the auditorium. And the scene starts off sweet. But then Rachel starts going off because he wouldn't pick up his 1800s cell phone or answer texts etched in stone.

The real kicker: She thought he was a man. Then he treated her like a little girl. And she told him he was not acting like a man. She really sets him in his place.

...Then they break up. This time you're punched in the face.

Then all the couples sing The Scientist. The scene itself wasn't that emotional -- but the flashbacks were. And also the song. The song was emotional. Basically it was the icing on the cake from Hell.

And that's what you missed on Glee! It was quite sad. It made me very sad. But weirdly, enough, it was quite an impressive episode!

Peace.Love.Glee
-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee 4x05 Promo: "The Role You Were Born to Play"

Sorry I have no words right now. Everything hurts and I'm dying.


Sorry I'm not sorry that we're dramatic.

Peace.Love.Glee.
-Bonnie & Whitney