Glee Season 3x02 "Asian F" Songs - First Listen!

It's that time of the week again! Time for the First Listen Friday! Get ready for the songs featured on Tuesday's "Asian F"... They're good, Gleeks, they're good!

Fix You

Performed by Matt Morrison

Run the World (Girls)

Performed by Heather Morris

Spotlight

Performed by Amber Riley

It's All Over

Performed by Amber Riley, Matt Morrison, Naya Rivera, Cory Monteith, Chris Colfer, Mark Salling & Ensemble

Out Here on My Own

Performed by Amber Riley & Lea Michele

Cool

Performed by Harry Shum

Wow. I can't even wait for this episode. Seriously? Hemo's big dance scene, rockin' out to Run the World, Amber killin' it on Spotlight, Harry showin' his voice (which by the way I'm totally impressed with), and how much fun is It's All Over?? Gah! Dead til Tuesday!

Peace.Love.Glee

Glee 3x03 Promo: "Asian F"

We finally got through another amazing episode of Glee this week. So... what do we have to wait 7 days longer for? Here's a first look at Glee 3x03: "Asian F".

Multiple reasons I'm excited:
1) Mike Chang storyline. You know I love me some Harry Shum.
2) Fix You? After all the Gwyneth, finally some Coldplay.
3) Heather. Dance. Sex. Riot.
4) Diva Offs.

Gah! Just a few more days Gleeks! Hopefully this little diddy will get you through the next week!

Glee.Love.&Asian F's.
-Bonnie

GleeCap: Glee 3x02 - 'I Am Unicorn' Recap

Even though we're in the era of DVR and TiVo, I'm still positive you didn't miss tonight's episode of Glee... But in case you did, here's what you missed in "I Am Unicorn"


Brittany wants to help Kurt with his class campaign for class president, because he's a unicorn. He knew he was magical, and Brittany saw it too. She thought she could help get him some popular votes with a Kurt Hummel Fun Sack

Dustin Goolsby = fired. I thought he was handsome too, Artie

Mr. Schue implements a new dance Booty Camp - everyday after school - only for the people that need it, which includes Finn, Puck, Mercedes, Kurt and Blaine. Mike Chang helped instruct. He's the finest dance teacher alive.

They announced the directors for the musical. There were two faculty directors, Coach Beiste & Emma, and one student director: Artie

Shelby Corchoran comes back to give the New Directions a run for their money with a new Glee club... actually, not really. Sugar Armada's father gave some bucks to Figgy to have Ms. Corchoran come direct a Glee Club for Sugar to be in.

Sue wants Quinn to be in her congressional video: "A Day in the Life of a Girl Who the Arts Stole Everything". Quinn agrees & tells off Mr. Schue while Sue is recording. Schue fights back and told her to grow up... Yeah Quinn, I remember when I had my first beer.

Shelby wants Puck & Quinn to be in Beth's life, but only under her conditions. Quinn tells her off. Puck cleans up his act and makes every girl in America want to bear his children. Basically, he stopped drinking, except for beer. He had no drugs in his system. He even did some homework. He wants Beth in his life just as much. Seriously, I got teary eyed just recapping this scene...

Booty Camp happens. Mike Chang = Hot... End of story. And also Mercedes wants to do the Park & Bark. I love it

Blaine's a Junior. Shocker.

Rachel's audition song is "Somewhere" and she sings it with Idina Menzel. And it's breathtaking. Literally, it takes your breath away. You cannot breathe while they're singing this.

Kurt sings "I Am the Greatest Star" for his West Side Story audition. He sings it brilliantly. Seriously, it's pretty amazing. But the judges are afraid he's too "delicate" for Tony

Kurt gets upset with Britt's campaign posters where Kurt is riding the unicorn (because he doesn't only want to be known as "Kurt the homo") but Santana tells him that originally "the Unicorn was riding Kurt"

Santana tells Britt that she is the unicorn. Because she is a genius. And that there's no one like her. So if Kurt doesn't like it... he doesn't deserve Britt Britt as his campaign manager and that she should run. Aw.

Kurt asks Rachel for help with an emergency audition, because he overheard the directors saying that he might be too delicate. So he re-auditions with Rachel to make Beiste feel it in her lady parts. The directors laugh at him, though, and he runs off stage embarrassed.

Quinn wants to see Beth. Shelby won't let her. So she asks to see a photo. It's of Puck and Beth together. Quinn cried about it. Join the club Quinn, we all cried about it. So she decides to "clean up her act" & rejoin the Glee club as a part of a scheming plan to get full custody of Beth.

Rachel tells Finn to try out for Tony. He says he doesn't have time. He works for Burt Hummel at the shop. He asks Rachel if it would be so bad to stay in Lima for the rest of his life. Rachel say she just wants Finn to be happy, but doesn't think it would make him happy. He likes that answer. Ere goes the infamous "Peanut Butter Kiss"... So cute. Love it.

Kurt goes to Burt to talk to him about how he doesn't only want to be known as "gay". Burt gives an uplifting talk (after so abruptly saying "Dude, you're gay") as he always does. Love Burt & Kurt.

Finn nails his dance moves at booty camp. It's because Mike Chang is a good teacher.

Brittany decides to run for Class president after Santana's little snippet of inspiration. So, she does.

Blaine tried out for the musical, too, as anything but Tony (since Kurt was trying out for Tony). He sang "Something's Coming". He nailed it. Artie wanted to give him a standing ovation. He couldn't. But he did ask Blaine if he wanted to try out for the role of Tony. By the look on his face... there could be some tension between Klaine.

Annnnnnd that's what you missed. On Glee!

If TroutyMouth.com Wrote 'I Am Unicorn'...

[SPOILER ALERT] We have taken what we have heard from Twitter and/or forums & put our own spin on it. Some of what we say in the following post are spoilers, may end up being spoilers, or may not be spoilers at all. Read at your own risk! [SPOILER ALERT]

If we had the chance to write I Am Unicorn, we're not sure we'd do it the same way the writers would. That's probably why we're not the writers....

But we thought it was fun to talk about what we'd do anyway, and we thought we'd share our ideas with you.

One thing we've realized is that for the past two seasons, there's always been a sex riot in the second episode. Think about it: First season, they had a sex riot when they performed "Push It"... and Second season, well... who could forget the #BritneySpearsSexRiot.

So how would we write the second episode of the third season? Well, it goes back to the old saying: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." We all loved the sex riots, so let's put one in there.

Judging by the song selection of the second episode, it looks like there might not be a sex riot. Never fear, we still have hope in Sugar. If Bonnie were to write 3x02, Sugar would single handedly start a sex riot... Almost like a runner-up to "Trouty Mouth"... Maybe Sugar will sing a horrific song that gets "strangely sexual". Since we know JBI wants anything with legs, maybe it will trigger the riot, and ere go the ceiling fire sprinklers. Think you can live up to it, Vanessa Lengies? :)

If Whitney, on the other hand, was writing 3x02, she'd have the sex riot come straight from an apparent dance number that's coming up from Ms. Heather Morris. See, we're not sure when this dance number is coming, but it was tweeted about, so we know it's within the first 4 episodes. We'd like to deduce that it's coming from a well-loved Beyonce jig (again, we don't know...) but if that's the case, Whitney's thinking HeMo will get down and dirty, making JBI squirm... and also make you want to throw up in your mouth.

Let's go with scenario #2. Say HeMo does do a little jig to cause a sex riot... Why would she be doing it? How about for her apparent run for class president. Maybe, when she decides she wants to run the world, she'll do a little jiggy to show her skills. We know she proves to be a favorable candidate, so how does she win people's hearts? Two words: Sex.Riot.

On the other hand, Whitney has this brilliant idea that she decides to run because she's managing Kurt's class president campaign, so he's the first person she brings it up to... we're not sure if you've noticed in the previews, but she's got a rainbow-colored flag while she's talking to him. Maybe he's her inspiration & she's a "gay-friendly" leader.

And if TroutyMouth.com were writing it... we'd make this happen. Then we'd have Britt's "gay-friendly" campaign inspire Santana to come out... but, you know... that's if we were writing it.

Mainly, what we really want to change about this episode, is the music selection. Since they're limiting it to 3 songs, we wouldn't have Blaine sing a solo. No doubt, we love Blaine just as much as the next girls (not necessarily true, but he is smokin' hot. That we can agree on.) However, Blaine just joined New Directions. We don't need him taking over just yet. How about getting a Mercedes solo up in here. Or a freakin' Tina solo?! Yeah, that's what we would do...

Or, better yet, let's just add more music. Let's have a song that's 1) not from a musical and 2) a song that Mercedes or Tina... or Puck or Finn... or anyone else for that matter could have fun singing.

Other than that, we're fresh out of ideas. So... we'll leave it to you! What do you think Gleeks? If you were writing I Am Unicorn, how would you write it? Leave a comment below, or tweet at us: @TroutyMouthBlog

Peace.Love.Glee

Glee Season 3x02 "I Am Unicorn" Songs - First Listen!

We were blown away by the songs in the Purple Piano Project... but how do we feel about the songs that were leaked today for I Am Unicorn??

Apparently, there are only three... So, without further ado, here's your first listen:

Somewhere

Performed by Lea Michele & Idina Menzel

I'm the Greatest Star

Performed by Chris Colfer

Something's Coming

Performed by Darren Criss

I hate questioning the writers because every week they give us something spectacular, but... really?! Three songs and all from musicals?! Don't get me wrong, I like musicals, but how about a little variety? I sure hope it goes as you planned Mr. Murphy...

What do you think Gleeks?! I guess we'll find out on Tuesday!

Peace.Love.Glee
-Bonnie

Glee 3x02 Promo: "I Am Unicorn"

Hey, remember when we only have to wait 7 days for the next Glee episode? Here's a first look at next week's episode I Am a Unicorn:

Can you handle it? We've waited 119 days for the single-best TV premiere to ever grace television, so I think we can wait another week for episode 2!

GLEE IS BACK, BABY!

-Bonnie

GleeCap: Glee 3x01 - 'The Purple Piano Project' Recap

I don't know why you'd do it, because it's literally crazy if you do... but, as always, we're here to give you a Gleecap in case you missed the best Glee premiere we've ever seen...


Remember how last year started with JBI's "Glee's Big Gay Summer"? Well he started it off again, only this year asking people what they were doing with their lives after Glee... Come to find out, Mike's a senior, Tina's a junior, and so is Artie Abrams.

Rachel and Kurt want to go to Julliard. Their hearts are broken when they find out Julliard doesn't have a musical theater program, but never fear because Ms. Pillbury tells them all about another school in New York that does have a musical theater program. (AFTER she tried to give them a "Me and My Hag" pamphlet).

Schue introduces a project called "The Purple Piano Project" where everytime the Glee Club sees the purple piano, they have to sing. It's a way to defend the arts and try to get new members. *Que "We Got the Beat" *Die. *Que Food Fight *Brittany: "I got pepperoni in my shirt." *Santana: "Those are your nipples." *Baha. Die again.

Sue's running for political office and plans to cut all arts programs.

She makes Santana and Becky co-captains. Neither are happy about it. Sue wants them to start messing with the Glee Club. She calls Santana out for playing both teams. Hmmm...

Blaine transfers to McKinley & does an amazing little number: "It's Not Unusual". *Que Santana preying on Blaine. *Que her first act on "Team Sue" -- pouring gasoline on the purple piano, & Quinn lighting it on fire with her cigarette butt.

Oh yeah, did we mention that Quinn hangs with the skanks now? Pink hair, Ryan Seacrest tattoo and all.

In an effort to get Quinn back to the New Directions, they reference the Unholy Trinity. *Die.

Kurt and Rachel are like BFF. They sing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" together on stage. Then they go stake out another club together -- One that The Glee Project's Lindsay (aka Harmony) leads. Stellar number when they sing "Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do" Mashup. *Que Rachel and Kurt pity party.

LaMarkus Tinker & Vanessa Lengies were both introduced this episode. Vanessa is hilarious as Sugar. Singing an utterly terrible song, but somehow "working it like a hooker pole". Amazeballs. Unfortunately, Schue tells her she's not allowed in Glee.

Santana gets kicked out of Glee Club because of her political protest... also known as lighting the purple piano on fire... Schue tells her she's out until her loyalty is to the Glee Club. She responds with "You know what... I need a break". Schue... no wonder you're not getting laid...

Oh yeah, did we tell you Wemma is together? No action from Ms. Pillsbury, though.

The episode ends with a little diddy called "You Can't Stop the Beat"... from Hairspray. One of my personal faves.

...And that's what you missed on Glee!

Glee on the 2011 Emmys Red Carpet

If you want to see the World's Most Attractive Cast, then look no further than Glee on the Red Carpet at the 2011 Emmys. Seriously. We've compiled all the photos we could from the Red Carpet (and from the Glee Cast's Twitter accounts), to give you an amazing smorgasbord of the Glee cast at the Emmy's. And can I just say, they look hot (and smart - They should feel like Michelle Obama).

Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

Glee's Emmy Looks
Amber	Amber	Amber	Amber
Chris	Chris	Chris	Chris
Cory	Darren	Dianna	Dianna
Dianna	Gwyneth	Harry	Harry
Harry	Harry	Heather	Heather
Heather	Heather	Jane & Chris	Jane
Jane	Jane	Jane	Jayma
Jayma	Jayma	Jenna	Jenna
Jenna	Jenna	Kevin	Kevin
Lea	Lea	Lea	Lea
Lea	Lea	Lea	Lea
Lea	Lea	Lea	Lea
Mark	Mark	Mark	Naya
Naya	Naya	Naya	Naya
Naya	Naya	Naya	Naya
Naya	Naya	Naya	Naya
Amber & Jenna	Cory & Dianna	Dianna & Kevin	Most Cast Members
Heather	Jenna	Jenna	Dot
Harry, HeMo, & Darren	Glee Women

*Disclaimer: ALL pictures came from tumblr or Twitter. Therefore, I cannot give photo credit except to those with water marks on the pictures. If you feel these pictures have been placed up here in violation of Copyright infringement, please let me know, and I will gladly take them down.


Everyone looked so amazing. Great looks and great class all night long. Well done Glee Cast! Well done :)