Top 10 Characters

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Santana Lopez
Age: 17
Profession: Professional Bitch
Alias: Auntie Tana

Obviously, Santana's story line has impressed us oober amounts this season. Embracing her new lady-loving lifestyle, coming out to her parents & more importantly her Abuela, and letting everyone know that she and Brittany are soulmates, it's no question that Santana is our #1 this season. Plus... those insults are nothing short of absolutely amazing.

Brittany S. Pierce
Age: 18
Profession: Class President
Alias: Bicorn

Brittany, coming off a Class Presidency win, has really impressed us this year with her creative abilities, her rather logical thinking (in some episodes, i.e. when she was debating whether or not to join the Trouble Tones), and her super supportive girlfriend role while Santana was dealing with her coming out arc. She's sweet, she's hilarious, she's Brittany S. Pierce.

Coach Shannon Beiste
Age: 41
Profession: Football Coach
Alias: The Beiste, Shannon the Cannon

Obvs, that picture is the front that Beiste puts up as a "football-coach slash hard ass", because as we have seen in the last few episodes, Beiste is one of the only characters that can really tug at your heart and make you sob like a baby. Impressed with the emotion she relays when dealing with her struggle, and not to mention her incredible voice when singing "Jolene", it's no wonder Coach Beiste has impressed us so far this season!

Mike Chang Jr.
Age: 18
Profession: Dancing Machine
Alias: Other Asian

Okay, I'm sorry, but since when can this dancing cutie sing? We've heard Mike this year, not once... not twice... but three times. He's got such a great voice, he was even showcased at Sectionals. Now, come on! What can't this guy do? He made us cry with his interaction with his parents, he makes us swoon when he dances, and now he's blown us away with his voice. Four for you, Mike Chang. You go Mike Chang!

Burt Hummel
Age: Unknown
Profession: Congressman & Mechanic
Alias: Baboon

Burt... or shall we say, Congressman... Hummel. He's impressed us from day one the way he supported Kurt while he was dealing with his coming out arc, but he's continued to impress us this season. Burt doesn't put up with any nonsense, and he fights for what he believes in. Fighting Sue, defending the arts, supporting his family... he's like Super Dad. Burt Hummel, it's an honor to have you in our Top 10!

Tina Cohen-Chang
Age: 16
Profession: Supportive Girlfriend
Alias: Girl Chang, (Unrelated to Mike Chang)

Remember when Tina is like the best girlfriend ever? And Mike may or may not have to owe his future to her (still TBD). Haven't seen too much Tina this season, which obviously makes us sad, because the few times we've seen her, she's impressed us with her dedication to supporting Mike in following his dreams, and her stunning rendition of the Jackson 5 classic "ABC". Can't wait to see more of Tina in the coming episodes & seasons! Yay for being a junior!

Sugar Motta
Age: 17
Profession: Sounding just like Adele
Alias: Richie Bitch

Though Sugar hasn't had too much of a plot line per say, Sugar Motta has still completely and totally blown us away this season. No matter what she does, she never fails to make us laugh. Whether she's winking at the camera in the background, hugging Mercedes in the choir room, or telling Schue exactly how it is in the hallway, Sugar continues to crack us up in about every episode.

Becky Jackson
Age: 16
Profession: Co-Captain of the Cheerios
Alias: Becky Johnson

Becky Jackson always impresses us. She has some of the funniest lines in the show & she makes you even kind of like Sue a little bit. Thanks to Becky Jackson (and the actress Lauren Potter), Becky makes you see past the way someone looks, or behaves, and see the true soul inside. And Becky has a big heart. She's likeable, she's funny, and she's brilliant. No wonder she's in our top 10!

Noah Puckerman
Age: 18
Profession: Am-badass-ador
Alias: Puckzilla, The Lion King Puck-fasa

There have been so many times this season when we've asked Noah Puckerman to have our babies. No not because he's smokin' hot. And no not because he suddenly got smart, knowing who Napoleon is and knowing what the quadratic formula is... But also because of the way he's stepped up into the "Dad" role when it comes to Beth. So maybe we think the whole teacher/student relationship is scandy & a bit creepy. But the whole being a good dad thing? Completely adorable. Well done Puckerman.

Artie Abrams
Age: 16
Profession: Director
Alias: Wheels

Artie Abrams, though he is one of the many who hasn't been super duper friendly this season, has impressed us with his control and ambition when it comes to directing. We think it's awesome that he's found a passion and they've let him run with it at McKinley. And... let's be real, if that Christmas special were real life, I'd have though he did a great job with it! Just be nicer Artie! Maybe you'll make it higher up on our list! (Just kidding, you're perfect.)