Will/Terri/Emma (and a little bit of Shelby Corcoran)
Ahh..the good ol days when Will was with Satan's mistress (Terri) and Emma was obsessed with him. These were the times when I was the happiest with William. Terri drove me crazy while also providing me with a few laughs. But when she faked her pregnancy and Will found out, I was one of many probably screaming "DIVORCE! DIVORCE!" at the TV screen. I quickly just assumed Terri was gone when Will finally kissed Emma in Sectionals but then…HORROR!
Emma and Will go on a date in Hell-O and things end up getting a little intimate and by the end of their heated session, Emma cannot go through with sleeping with Will because she reveals to him that she hasn't ever had sex because it makes her uncomfortable and she hasn't found the right person yet. Then in The Power of Madonna, Emma decides that she wants to take control over her body and sleep with Will. However, she's much too terrified of the hose monster to follow through, so there is another opportunity missed.
After that happened, Will told her that he didn't want to date anyone until his divorce was final and then proceeded to suggest that Emma get some help with her OCD and fear of….stuff. After Will says no dating…he goes ahead and decides that he wants himself a little piece of the Vocal Adrenaline coach, Shelby Corcoran. They only end up making out so really..but in Bad Reputation, Emma catches wind of this and is upset due to the fact that Will said no dating until he was divorced so she calls him a slut. Brava, Emma. By the end of the first season, Will is wanting him some Emma her dentist, Carl Howell. I don't recall Will doing anything too creepy at the end of this season which means that I probably was still telling him to go and fight for his woman! And that was before we saw…John Stamos - er, I mean Carl.
Will..You're Creepin' Me Out
So, I think this brings us to season 2 and this is where I cannot handle Schue anymore. I was normally upset by his dancing and rapping but I could move passed it. Now, the fact that he is a full on Stage 5 Clinger, just really creeps me out and I fear for Emma. The season begins with us knowing that Emma is with Carl and Will is still after Emma. He is full on creepin' in Britney/Brittany when he is 1) trying to be the hotness that is Carl (Uncle Jesse) i.e. buying the same car as him and creepily singing Sailing to her in it and 2) performing with the students during Toxic. It wasn't even the fact that he was grinding on students that made me uncomfortable, it was the fierce looks that he was shooting Emma's way.
Stop it, Will!
And just when you didn't think it could get any worse than the photo above…wrong. It does. The Rocky Horror Glee Show happened and it happened hard. Will gets the students to perform this musical only because Emma raves about how much her and Carl love it. Okay fine Will, I'll accept the fact that you are just trying to impress and win Emma back over by sharing similar interests. Oh but what is this….
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Before moving on, I would like to say that Santana and Brittany in the video = hilarious. Okay, so Schue…your body is amazing. If your facial expressions weren't similar to that of Edward Cullen when him and Bella get within 100 feet of each other, I might accept this performance but you are making me sick. Just…too desperate man.
In The Substitute, we see a new character that is Holly Holiday and Will relapsing by having sex with….Terri! Ahhhh….nooooo…horrible choice. Terri catches Will hanging out with Holly at his apartment and she immediately flips out and he tells her that it was a mistake that they had sex. Fast forward to the episode Blame It On The Alcohol. I wasn't even going to bother with this episode but then I remembered the drunk message that was left by the teen vomit fetishist himself that began with him saying, "Heeeeeeey there..sexy lady…" and then proceeding to say that he rode a mechanical bull tonight and while he was doing so, he was thinking of Emma. So..that's all I have to say about that.
And finally we are approaching the end….the episodes of Sexy and Original Song. In Sexy, Holly Holiday is back and hilarious! And Will is hitting on her in a fierce way! You can tell that there is something going on there because he is laughing in excess at her jokes and looking at her like he's going to kidnap her. Then after the perform Kiss, he says, "I'm so into you." and then I threw up everywhere because that is a HORRIBLE LINE! Ughh..I was just mortified when I heard him say that. I'm still embarrassed about it. Then during the Landslide performance, those two were making eyes at each other in a less creepy manner that I could be down with. By the end of this ep, these two decide to give it a shot and start seeing each other. Which leads me to my next real quick reference to Original Song, will receives a phone call from Holly….so yay.
You've Reached the End
We know Holly comes back in at least one more episode so I'm anxious to see what happens with that and what happens with Emma and Carl and to see if Will can finally get Emma back in a non-stalker manner.
-Whitney
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