Glee 6×06: “What the World Needs Now” Promo

Ok. I’m glad those episodes are over. Sue is weird. So is Klaine. Let’s get back to the other storylines that I like.
But before I do, let me just say, Welcome back Kitty Wilde. We’ve missed you. But only you.
Here’s one of the episodes we have all been waiting for. Check it out!

What do you think? You know the drill. Comments: below. Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.
Peace.Love.Glee

-B&W

Glee 6×05: “The Hurt Locker (Pt. 2)” Promo

What’d ya think of the episode tonight Gleeks? Sue Sylvester is back bitches. And she’s back with a vengeance. Perfect as always. Wanna see what’s comin’ up next, have a look below! #eventhoughthetitleisstillcruel

What do you think guys? Hit us up in the comments below or on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee 6×03 “Jagged Little Tapestry” Recap

The episode starts off with Kurt running into Blahrofsky. Queue the sad song featuring a wonderful song by Ms. Carole King: It’s Too Late. The duet was gone. The scene was overrated. Except they did seem to turn back time with Kurt in a Warbler uniform that somehow made him look much younger than he usually looks.

Moving on… Kurt and Rachel had a little bit of a diva off in how they should educate the Glee club. Kurt thinks with Carole King’s “Tapestry” album. Rachel with Alanis Morrisette’s “Jagged Little Pill.” In the end, they decide in a mash up. Even though they aren’t mashing very well together.

Beiste was late to practice, and Sam was smelling? and ironing a jock strap. It was weird. Apparently Beiste is having food poisoning AND potential knee surgery… I’ll keep you posted.

The new kid Shane really wants to play quarterback. Beiste feels very strongly that he should play receiver. Like… really strongly.

It’s the first Glee club meeting! The alums are sticking around. So basically the student to teacher ratio in this episode is 1:12.

More bitchfests between Hummelberry. They aren’t great at coaching together…

Tina is team Alanis. But I think it was her old vampire days coming out to say that. Also, she admitted to just sitting and smiling for 3 years. That happened. I lol’ed.

Becky came back with her new boyfriend. Apparently she’s been lying to him, and she enlists the bitches and whores of the glee club to help cover up her lies.

Still, Quinn is Kitty.

Brittany and Santana scissored, and then had a conversation about what song they should sing in Glee club. Brittany thinks that it should be “You Oughta Know,” probably because we suggested it in this post. And it’s true. They should have sung it… A long time ago.

But then they had a sweet romantic conversation about how much they love each other and how they are going to love each other forever and things like that. It was sappy, and I threw up feelings in my mouth.

Becky enlists Sue to help her cover up her lies with Darrell. Also, did I mention that Darrell is hot. But, as they should have been, people were worried about his intentions with Becky. Uh oh.

Hey, in case you didn’t know it… Brittana is in love. So they sung “One Hand In My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move” and it was a real fun time.

Oh and then Santana proposed by saying about all of the nicest things she’s ever said on the show to her one true love. Again – I upchucked a lot of feelings.

Kurt was a little bitch about it. Mostly because he and Blaine are broken up. Again.

So, back to Shane wanting to be quarterback, he tries to get Beiste fired. He informs Sue that Beiste is basically yelling, and missing practice, and taking a lot of drugs.

Santana delivers THE BEST Lima Heights monologue to Kurt for bitching about the proposal. And not only was it absolutely hilarious, but it was also 100% accurate. And 83 seconds of pure awesome.

Quinn and Tina try to help Becky with her Glee club lie.

Brittany is filling a giant heart filled with Mounds in the exact number of minutes that she and Santana have spent together for an engagement present. Awesome… With Kurt… Weird. But then she drops a bomb on Kurt: Blahrofsky is moving in together.

Then she drops the best line on earth: “I removed the bed because when I pictured you two having sex, I pictured a UHaul mounting a moped,” in reference to Blahrofsky bangin’ on the bed that is no longer there.

Then she was a wonderful friend to Kurt. She’s awesome.

Quinn, Tina, Roz, and Sue question Darrell’s intentions with Becky again. He defended their relationship. Because he likes her for who she is, and they have it all wrong. Seems like a pretty good looking guy.

The new girl and the other new girls twin brother sung “Will You Still Love Me/Head Over Feet.” It was good. Two excellent songs. But I don’t know who these people are, so I tuned it out a bit. #justbeinhonest

In case you didn’t know, Kurt’s still upset about the break up. So he tells the kids that their song wasn’t that great.

Sue thinks Beiste has cancer. Beiste doesn’t deny it. But… as we find out later, it turns out that Beiste is actually going through a gender transformation. And it’s beautifully acted, and beautifully explained. Finally, a new breakthrough in storyline — back to the old Glee!

Becky, Tina, and Quinn sing for Darrell. Well… Tina and Quinn sing for Darrell. Well… because Tina is singing it, Tina and Quinn only sing half of “You’re So Far Away” because Tina is never allowed to finish a song. Also though, Becky ran away because she was scared to sing in front of Darrell because she can’t really sing.

Brittany delivers an amazing jab to Tina that was hilarious, and Santana is brutally honest with Becky, and then there were some other kind words said by the mostly stupid bitches who are also pretty cool.

Hummelberry make up and decide to be real teachers because those twins think that they need both Hummel and Berry to win sectionals.

Becky comes clean to her boyfriend. And he tells her that they need to have each other’s backs. It was sweet. And that milkshake looked good.

Then the cast breaks out into “You’ve Got a Friend/You Live, You Learn” and it’s on stage and it warms your heart and you get a little teary eyed and fall in love with Glee all over again.

Annnnd that’s what you missed on Glee!
Truly a beautiful episode. One of the first in like 4 seasons. What’d you think Gleeks!? Hit us up in the comments below or on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog!
Peace.Love.Glee

Bon & Whit

Glee “One Hand In My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move” Mashup – First Listen!

You guys. As if this week couldn’t be filled with more Brittana, TV Guide decided to release the “One Hand In My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move” mashup sung by… you know, Brittany and Santana.
Take a listen below and see if it gets you movin’ and groovin’ as much as it did us!


Original source: TV Guide

What do you think?! Hit us up on Twitter at @TroutyMouthBlog or give us some feedback in the comments below.

Peace.Love.BrittanaGlee

-Bon & Whit

Glee 6×03: “Jagged Little Tapestry” Promo

Already, episodes 1 and 2 are down. THAT’S 15% OF THE SEASON!

The good news is… Episode 3 is 7 days away, and we have the first look at next week. I spy with my little eye a littleBIG Brittana moment.

The feels! This week got off to a slow start, but only because they have to set up for the excitement of the last 85% of this season!!

What do you think? Let us know in the comments below or hit us up on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.

Peace.Love.Glee
-Bon & Whit

Glee 6×02 “Homecoming” Songs – First Listen!

Ok Ok… Now ROUND 2! Go!

Home

Performed by: Lea Michele, Chris Colfer, Heather Morris, Naya Rivera, Kevin McHale, Jenna Ushkowitz, Amber Riley, Mark Salling, Dianna Agron, Billy Lewis Jr., Laura Dreyfuss, Marshall Williams, Samantha Ware, & Noah Guthrie

Mustang Sally

Performed by: Noah Guthrie, Dianna Agron, Naya Rivera, & Heather Morris

Problem

Performed by: Dianna Agron, Naya Rivera, Heather Morris & Kevin McHale

Tightrope

Performed by: Samantha Ware & The Dalton Warblers

Take on Me

Performed by: Lea Michele, Chris Colfer, Chord Overstreet, Heather Morris, Naya Rivera, Kevin McHale, Jenna Ushkowitz, Amber Riley, Mark Salling & Dianna Agron

What do you think Gleeks? Let us know it the comments below, or on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog!

PS. The audio is totally pitched way too high on these. I’m guessing there are some sort of YT restrictions on these. So I literally could not find ANY good links. Hopefully, we’ll update as they come out. But it’s not looking good before Friday. Hope these suffice!

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bon & Whit

Glee 6×01 “Loser Like Me” Songs – First Listen!

It’s here, it’s here! The first listen FridayMonday is here!!!! It’s the first listen of season 6. The first last first listen of the SHOW! (Still with us?)

Seriously, though… So stoked to have these firsts up on the blog. Check ‘em out below!

Uninvited
Performed by: Lea Michele

Sing
Performed by: Darren Criss & The Warblers

Dance the Night Away
Performed by: Vocal Adrenaline

Let It Go
Performed by: Lea Michele

Suddenly Seymour
Performed by: Lea Michele & Darren Criss

Whatcha thinkin’? Ready for more? Check out episode 2′s songs next! But first, this is not a drill!

Leave us a comment below or hit us up on Twitter with your thoughts: @TroutyMouthBlog!

PS. The audio is totally pitched way too high on these. I’m guessing there are some sort of YT restrictions on these. So I literally could not find ANY good links. Hopefully, we’ll update as they come out. But it’s not looking good before Friday. Hope these suffice!

Peace.Love.Glee
-Bon & Whit

Glee: “Take On Me” Full Performance – 6×01

And of course, they give us another one! This one is baller, too! The full performance of “Take On Me” and it’s pretty legit. They recreated the A-ha version released in 1984. But this one is pretty cool because it takes place throughout McKinley. And it features our favorite cast. So check it out!

What do you think, Gleeks? THIS one made me pretty excited for the first episode. Ready for it? Leave us a comment below, or check us out on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bon & Whit

Glee: “Sing” Full Performance – 6×01

The first episode of the new season is just around the corner! I can’t believe we’re down to the final 13 episodes… Can you believe it?! Since we’re getting down to the wire, Glee has been teasing us with new performances. The one below brings back that ol’ glee club, The Warblers. And it features a little tunage from Blaine Anderson.

What do you think? Does this performance get you stoked for the upcoming episode? We only have 6 more days to wait, Gleeks! Hit us up in the comments below or on Twitter @TroutyMouthBlog. You know the drill!

Peace.Love.Glee

Bon & Whit

Glee The Final Season: “Let It Go” – First Listen!

What’s this? TMB is back bitches!

That’s right, we’re back for one last final season, to finish this roller coaster out. Sad to see it go, but it’s been one heck of a journey with you all, and we can’t wait for this last season.

SO, you know what that means… first listens, gleecaps, random blog posts, heck… maybe even some videos?

And since “Let It Go” from episode 6×01 was released TODAY, we’re going to go ahead and give you the first listen from TMB. Check out Rachel Berry blast her mama’s work at the top of her lungs. It’s pretty bad@$$ if you ask me

Such a strong start to a bittersweet season. Tell us what you think in the comments below or on Twitter. You know the drill!

Peace.Love.Glee for one last season,

Bonnie & Whit

Glee 5×18 “Back-Up Plan” Songs – First Listen!

Can you believe we only have a few weeks/episodes left?! Since they’ve made the transition to New York, I’ve been LOVING the new, revived spirit of Glee lately. Last week was wonderful and I cannot WAIT to see how some of these performances play out. Here’s your first listen for this upcoming week’s Glee episode 5×18: “The Back-Up Plan”.

Piece of My Heart

Performed by: Darren Criss & Shirley MacLaine

Story of My Life

Performed by: Darren Criss & Chris Colfer

Wake Me Up

Performed by: Lea Michele

Doo Wop (That Thing)

Performed by: Amber Riley & Naya Rivera

The Rose

Performed by: Lea Michele

Thoughts? I personally LOVE Doo Wop because… Their voices do go really good together… Mmhmm. That’s right, girl! Also, can I just say that we recommended Lea Michele sing The Rose ages ago? Sad our scenario is void, but I feel like they listened to us. (Hitch, you can tell us. We know you read this blog!)

Leave your thoughts below or hit us up on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee 5×17: “Opening Night” Promo

This whole New York thing is legit, and I’m really happy with it. Thankfully, there are only still 4 more episodes left this season, and we can keep on watching the New York magic.

Here’s the Promo for Glee 5×17: “Opening Night”.

What are your thoughts Gleeks?! The return of our favorites, including Sue! The opening night on Broadway! PLUS FLASHBACKS! Oh my! I’m so excited.

Here we go! #Back4

Peace.Love.Gleeks

Glee 5×16 “Tested” Songs – First Listen

Sorry for the lack of posting lately, but it’s been busy, what with the TMB celebrations and the multiple jobs we’re both carrying right now to fund our TMB celebration. That being said, we’re back on track this week with the First Listen for Glee 5×16 “Tested”. And can I just say… MR. ABRAMS!

Addicted to Love

Performed by: Kevin McHale

Let’s Wait a While

Performed by: Kevin McHale and Amber Riley

I Want to Know What Love Is

Performed by: Amber Riley

Love Is A Battlefield

Performed by: Darren Criss & Chris Colfer

What do you think Gleeks? Basically I dig the classic rock vibe in this episode. Except Pat Benetar is a goddess and I don’t need Blaine all up in that business. However, I love Kevin McHale on most of these songs. Are Brittany and Santana back yet?

Hit us up below or on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog and let us know what you think this week’s first listen!

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee 5×15: “Bash” Promo

Oh dear. We all knew this was coming but that promo looks tough.

Watch if you can, gleeks. Here’s your promo for Glee 5×15: “Bash”.

Hard to watch right?

On the flip side, what do you think about this NYC move? Totally diggin’ it.

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee 5×14 “New New York” Songs – First Listen!

Last week’s Glee was real good. This week’s? To be determined. What I can say, though is that we’re in NYC for GOOD and all of these songs are very much NYC-based. Makes me feel like I should be in New York. Here’s your first listen for Glee 5×14: “New New York”.

People

Performed by: Lea Michele

Rockstar

Performed by: Chris Colfer & Adam Lambert

Don’t Sleep in the Subway

Performed by: Lea Michele & Kevin McHale

Best Day of My Life

Performed by: Darren Criss & Chord Overstreet

You Make Me Feel So Young

Performed by: Darren Criss & Chris Colfer

Downtown

Performed by: Chris Colfer, Lea Michele, Kevin McHale, Darren Criss & Chord Overstreet

What do you think Gleeks? I dig “Downtown”, because that song is classic. But I also think “Don’t Sleep in the Subway” offers really good advice… Especially for Sam. (#sarcasm)

Hit us up below or on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog and let us know what you think of this week’s song list!

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee 5×14: “New New York” Promo

Well that was f*cking depressing. Sort of? Maybe.

I have mixed feelings. Let’s see how next week goes. Here’s the promo for Glee 5×14: “New New York”.

Thoughts? It’s weird not having Santana there. It’s New New York, I suppose……

Hit us up in the comments below or on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bonnie & Whitney

Glee 5×13 “New Directions” Songs – First Listen!

It’s that time again… Time to weep, and quite possibly time to say goodbye to the New Directions forever. O_O.

Before they go, though, they’ve got one more day in the choir room in the episode 5×13: “New Directions”. Still covering some of our faves — you know ‘em, and they’ll make you weep — here’s a first listen for next week’s Glee.

Party All The Time

Performed by: Gwyneth Paltrow

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Performed by: Kristen Chenoweth, & Matthew Morrison

Be Okay

Performed by: Lea Michele & Naya Rivera

I Am Changing

Performed by: Amber Riley & Chris Colfer

Just Give Me A Reason

Performed by: Dianna Agron & Mark Salling

Loser Like Me

Performed by: Kevin McHale, Jenna Ushkowitz, Darren Criss & Chord Overstreet

Don’t Stop Believing

Performed by: Dianna Agron & Mark Salling

Thoughts? So excited for this episode, but so sad to see it all come to an end. “Loser Like Me” is amazing, and so is DSB, buuuuut you know that’s weird to hear. So. Many. Feelz.

Leave your thoughts below or hit us up on Twitter: @TroutyMouthBlog.

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bonnie & Whitney

100 Memorable Quotes from 100 Memorable Episodes

It’s been a fun four and a half seasons. So much has happened and so much has changed. It really feels like Glee is headed in a completely acceptable and encouraged direction even though our favorite Glee Club may not be sticking around anymore. In celebration of 100 episodes, we’ve put together the most memorable quotes from the past 100 episodes. Feel free to leave you faves in the comments below!

1×01: “Pilot”

Being a part of something special makes you special, right?

1×02: “Showmance”

So here’s the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother. Euthanize it. It’s time

1×03: “Acafellas”

Who’s Josh Groban? Kill yourself!

1×04: “Preggers”

“Hey ankle grabber…I had sex with your mother, no seriously….I cleaned your pool, and then I had sex with her in your bed… Nice Stars Wars sheets.”

1×05: “The Rhodes Not Taken”

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.

1×06: “Vitamin D”

Because if there’s two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism! Also angels.

1×07: “Throwdown”

I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help, but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.

1×08: “Mash-Up”

Rachel was a hot Jew. And the good lord wanted me to get in her pants.

1×09: “Wheels”

You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going in another direction. That was hard.

1×10: “Ballad”

I have to go, they’ll think I’m pooping.

1×11: “Hairography”

I’ll need to see the set list for sectionals, after all. I want them on my desk warm from the laminator at 5pm. If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

1×12: “Mattress”

I want my kids to be able to look back on these photos, make them proud. Not the bastard one I’m carrying now, of course, the ones I’ll have when I’m married and ready

1×13: “Sectionals”

Santana: Sex is not dating.

Brittany: Yeah, if it was, Santana and I would be dating.

1×14: “Hell-O”

Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?

1×15: “The Power of Madonna”

Would you please stop talking, you’re grossing out my baby. / Everything about you screams virgin. You’re about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. It’s exhausting to look at you.

1×16: “Home”

I think my cat is reading my diary.

1×17: “Bad Reputation”

Don’t start with me Castle, or I will kick you square in the taco

1×18: “Laryngitis”

I thought you were capital-G gay.

1×19: “Dream On”

I can’t dance, and I never will. But… that’s okay. I’m never going to dunk a basketball or kill a lion, either. I have to focus on dreams that I can make come true.

1×20: “Theatricality”

I know what you meant! What, you think I didn’t use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice we tell him to stop being such a fag, shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That’s some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club, and being raised by your mom, meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kinda, you know, came into the world knowing what it’s taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I’m sorry Finn, but you can’t, you can’t stay here.

1×21: “Funk”

You know, for me, trophies are like herpes. You try to get rid of them, but they keep coming. You know why? Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups of burning, itchy, highly contagious talent.

1×22: “Journey to Regionals”

I’m sorry. I just really love you guys. You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? Two. My parents. Rachel was right. Being a part of something special— it made me special. I just can’t believe it’s going to be over in a week.

2×01: “Audition”

Will Schuester, how do you respond to a recent post on my blog saying your Glee Club song selections sound like they come from a drag queen’s iPod.

2×02: “Britney/Brittany”

So get up in my grill, ’cause Britts and I wants to get our anesthesia on.

2×03: “Grilled Cheesus”

And when I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God… Literally. I had made a Grilled Cheesus.

2×04: “Duets”

Uh huh. That’s right girl. So if we do a duet together, we will be the undisputed top bitches at this school.

2×05: “The Rocky Horror Glee Show”

Give me some chocolate, or I will cut you.

2×06: “Never Been Kissed”

You are nothing but a scared little boy who can’t handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!

2×07: “The Substitute”

Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.

2×08: “Furt”

In Glee Club, uh, whenever two of us got together, we got a nickname. Rachel and I are Finchel. Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. And today, a new union was formed: Furt. You and me, man… we’re brothers from another mother. And, quite frankly, no one else has shown me as much as you about what it means to be a man.

2×09: “Special Education”

You used to be just sort of unlikable, but now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.

2×10: “A Very Glee Christmas”

Can I be honest? I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

2×11: “The Sue Sylvester Shuffle”

I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I’ll take it.

2×12: “Silly Love Songs”

I’ve kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.

2×13: “Comeback”

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW.

2×14: “Blame It On the Alcohol”

Mr. Schue? First of all that vest is very cute; you are all kinds of awesome.

2×15: “Sexy”

Still, I have to accept that I love you. I love you, and I don’t want to be with Sam, or Finn, or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you love me back. Please.

2×16: “Original Song”

You move me, Kurt

2×17: “A Night of Neglect”

Ha. See here’s what’s gonna go down. Two choices: you stay here and I crack one of your nuts,right or left, that’s your choice, or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. Oh, and also? I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Mhmm. Tons, just all up in there.

2×18: “Born This Way”

The only straight I am is straight-up bitch.

2×19: “Rumours”

Mama drinks her dinner these days.

2×20: “Prom Queen”

Dude, that rocks! It’s, like, gay Braveheart.

2×21: “Funeral”

When you love someone like I loved her, they become a part of you.

2×22: “New York”

This is your shot, dude. If I was in love with a girl and wasn’t homeless, I’d totally go for it.

3×01: “The Purple Piano Project”

For many of you, this is your last year. Make it special.

3×02: “I Am Unicorn”

If he doesn’t get it then he doesn’t deserve to have you as his campaign manager. There’s no one like you. You’re a genius, Brittany. You are the unicorn.

3×03: “Asian F”

I kicked a fire hydrant when I found out “Ace of Cakes” was canceled.

3×04: “Pot ‘O Gold”

And I am literally horny with fear.

3×05: “The First Time”

Now I’m just a girl, here with the boy that she loves, and wanting to remember this moment for the rest of her life.

3×06: “Mash-Off”

Everyone’s gonna know now, because of you.

3×07: “I Kissed A Girl”

Update Y’all

3×08: “Hold On to Sixteen”

You smell like Craigslist.

3×09: “Extraordinary Merry Christmas”

Holy crap, I’m dating Kim Kardashian.

3×10: “Yes/No”

Emma, you are the one

3×11: “Michael”

I taped it to my underboob.

3×12: “The Spanish Teacher”

You are old as a hill. You don’t give birth to no child. You gonna give birth to a grandchild. You gonna get in them stirrups and you gonna push and push and a full-grown adult gonna pop out with a briefcase and a job talking on a cell phone.

3×13: “Heart”

No single people allowed. They’re sad. They’re boring. And they don’t exist in my world.

3×14: “On My Way”

It isn’t going to be easy. There are going to be days where life just sucks, but you’re going to get through this cause I’m going to help you and so is everyone who loves you and accepts you for who you are.

3×15: “Big Brother”

Look, I need to be in New York and I need you with me. I can’t do this without you.

3×16: “Saturday Night Glee-ver”

I believe in you and what you can become.

3×17: “Dance With Somebody”

Joe’s really pretty, but I heard she doesn’t shave her armpits.

3×18: “Choke”

You guys showed me what it’s like to be a man. Not just last night, but for four years. Even you, Blaine.

3×19: “Prom-asaurus”

That’s bullying, and I will not accept it.

3×20: “Props”

I’m the school joke. A failure. You don’t know what it’s like to be worthless. Where nothing you do matters. I feel that way every day of my life. Every damn day!

3×21: “Nationals”

I have rage.

3×22: “Goodbye”

You’re going to get on that train, and you’re going to go to New York, and you’re going to be a star. Without me.

4×01: “The New Rachel”

Kitty is my new head bitch. Sue: She’s like a young Quinn Fabray, except she’s not pregnant, manic depressive, or in and out of a wheelchair.

4×02: “Britney 2.0″

Leave her alone. Leave Brittany alone!

4×03: “Makeover”

You should dream. You should dream very, very big and then you should work incredibly hard and make sure you do everything in your power to make it happen.

4×04: “The Break-Up”

You have you, and that’s better than anyone else on the planet as far as I’m concerned.

4×05: “The Role You Were Born to Play”

I think you’ll find I can say anything I want, absolutely stunning, kind-faced, blue-eyed girl.

4×06: “Glease”

I have so much to thank you guys for. Not just for making every day of my life an absolute joy, but for giving me this chance to share that joy with others.

4×07: “Dynamic Duets”

I’m the Human Brain.

4×08: “Thanksgiving”

But it’s Thanksgiving and it’s sectionals, and I miss you like crazy, and I can’t stand not talking to you even though I’m mad at you, because you’re still my best friend.

4×09: “Swan Song”

This is all Marley’s fault. New Rachel, my butt. I knew Rachel Berry. I was friends with Rachel Berry. And you, Marley, are not Rachel Berry.

4×10: “Glee Actually”

This is three times I’ve had to stare death in the eye, and you know the one thing I took away from all that? You have got to love the people you love close to you no matter what.

4×11: “Sadie Hawkins”

I had every flavor of Cheerio you can imagine. Original. Honey Nut. Did it really mean anything? No.

4×12: “Naked”

It’s not just girls who have body issues. Sometimes guys aren’t cool showing off their bodies either.

4×13: “Diva”

The online Urban Dictionary defines a diva as ‘A fierce, often temperamental singer who comes correct. She is not a trick-ass ho and she does not sweat the haters.

4×14: “I Do”

You and I both know how this thing ends. I don’t know how, or when, and I don’t care where you’re living or what dope you’re shacked up with. You’re my girlfriend. We are endgame. I know that and you know that.

4×15: “Girls (and Boys) on Film”

I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything, but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff, you’re offended?

4×16: “Fued”

Stay away from my wife!

4×17: ”Guilty Pleasures”

My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.

4×18: “Shooting Star”

You’re my family. Everybody in that room is my family.

4×19: “Sweet Dreams”

I’ve got the rest of my life to be a grown-up. And for now, it’s okay to be young.

4×20: “Lights Out”

You’re so talented, Santana. You’re like the most talented person I know, obviously with the exception of me and Kurt, but your voice, it’s electric!

4×21: “Wonder-ful”

Now we need some guy to help us dance? Hashtag GleeHatesGirls.

4×22: “All or Nothing”

My entire life, people have always told me that I was stupid. And after a while I started to believe it. And it wasn’t until I walked in this room and I joined this club, that I really started believing in myself. And as soon as I did that, as soon as I started believing that maybe I was smart after all, the whole world did too. And I’m really gonna miss you guys. Cause you guys are like my family.

5×01: “Love, Love, Love”

And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I’ve ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

5×02: “Tina in the Sky With Diamonds”

I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin.

5×03: “The Quarterback”

I loved Finn, and, he loved me, and he loved all of you guys. I know he did.

5×04: “A Katy or A Gaga”

As your best friend and your biggest fan, what I love the most about you is that you don’t try to do or be what anyone else is doing, okay? You make your own path.

5×05: “The End of Twerk”

Ever since Finn died, I’ve been going about my business, but I’ve also kind of been in a trance. And I guess I just needed to be shocked back to life.

5×06: “Movin’ Out”

Kick it off with our very own take on a classic B.J… Uh Billy Joel.

5×07: “Puppet Master”

That’s why we’re best friends, even though I’m straight and you’re gay, and I’m blonde and you’re gay.

5×08: “Previously Unaired Christmas”

I am giving you an all-expense paid trip to Dildo Island. It’s a real place, it’s in Canada.

5×09: “Frenemies”

Is it a bridge too far to call Artie Abrams an American hero? I think not.

5×10: “Trio”

Are you really pregnant or are you just pretending to be? Because the last time somebody told me they were pregnant it was really bad.

5×11: “City of Angels”

You didn’t lose, William. The game’s just over.

5×12: “100″

I don’t have anymore pep talks. Just you guys, and the memory of the people on this wall, my friends. We share this special bond. We’re the only ones in the world who knew what this Glee Club Meant to us. What it felt to sing together, to be together. What it feels like to say goodbye to it. Now I didn’t come here to cheer you up. Just to thank you. To thank you for going on this ride with me.

Thank you Glee, for taking us on this ride.

Peace.Love.Glee

-Bonnie & Whitney

Gleecap: Glee 5×12 – 100

Hello friends! Here we are! Back again for another week and here I am trying to make sure I can keep up with recaps and overcome my laziness. If you wanna see what went down last week on Glee, you can check that recap right here! This will be filled with spoilers of the 100th episode, though, I like ot think you probably figured that out already. Alright, let’s quit fartin’ around and get to the business! Here’s what happened on Glee!

Everyone comes back to say goodbye to the Glee club.

Rachel and Mercedes are already fighting in their voiceovers basically. They haven’t even come face to face yet!

April Rhodes comes back for this special occasion and rallies the group up to sing “Raise Your Glass”. Don’t worry she brings non-alcoholic beverages for them…except for the flask that she has strapped to her thigh. It’s a really fun number and it makes my heart happy to see them all hopping around and singing in the choir room together again.

We see that Puck is still feeling Quinn but she’s brought back a really douchey, yet good looking, boyfriend. He doesn’t know the real Quinn though because she’s hiding everything from him about her past, including but not limited to, her relationship with Puck, when she got a tattoo, when she smoked cigarettes with pink hair, when she had a baby and yes, when she had sexy times with Santana. Hey, I wasn’t for it, but it happened. IT’S RELEVANT.

Such feels. Much soulmates. Wow.

Brittany is back and stressing out about being a friggin’ genius, the genius we all knew that she was. She wishes that we could just got back to the good ol’ days when she wanted to scissor Santana and hang out with Lord Tubbington. Us too Britt-Britt, us too.

To lighten Brittany’s stress level, Santana suggests that we get a little three way….number going with the Unholy Trinity singing “Toxic”. I don’t honestly even know what to say about it. Seriously, words cannot describe what I saw and felt when I watched that.

Quinn’s boyfriend didn’t even pay attention to the number which means he’s either hella gay or just couldn’t care less about anything involving her. Puck notices. Actually, the entire glee club notices.

Mercedes, Kurt and Rachel all decide to sing “Defying Gravity” to have the last ever (at least in the choir room) diva-off. The winner is yet to be determined.

Kurt and Blaine have a long engagement which just spells disaster and April basically tells them that. She’s so smart. No comment.

Santana really wants Brittany to start dancing again and to embrace it and in order to have her do that, she sings “Valerie” while her, Mike and Brittany dance. Brittany also gets down on some of the vocals and it is an eargasm to the highest degree. (Can we also talk about how Heather had a baby but she’s out there busting a move and looking perfect like nothing came out of her body? Insane!)

Puck decides to sing one of my favorite numbers every on the show, “Keep Holding On”, to Quinn. For a moment you think that she’s gonna love him back after they recreate the number but it turns out she just isn’t feeling it. The number recreation definitely included the stage dancing in the background which just made it that much more emotional and perfect.

It comes time to vote for the best diva and before that can happen, Santana interrupts to throw down some epically mean insults to Rachel which causes her to rush off.

April keeps trying to keep the glee club alive by using the money that she paid for the auditorium but those funds ran out awhile back and all of her current accounts are frozen. That April Rhodes, always falling into money and then losing it immediately!

Will gets mad at her for giving him hope about keeping the club alive. It’s sort of sad.

Quinn tells her boyfriend Biff about her tattoo and that she had a baby and he gets really mad at her and calls her a whore or slut bag. Either way, she gets mad and really shows him by grabbing him by the nose to scold him.

Puck then punches him into a dumpster and tells Quinn that she can either choose that loser or come hang out with her real friends in the choir room.

Mercedes and Rachel make-up and decide that they no longer want to have a diva-off and become friends again. It’s perfect because back in the choir room, the class decides that Rachel and Mercedes are equally talented. Yay!

April reveals to the club that she has a special guest of her own that is there and it’s none other than the best substitute teacher that ever existed…Holly Holliday!

She thinks it’s lame to remix songs they’ve already sang so she sings a new one, “Happy” by Pharrell.

Quinn and Puck share a moment as they gaze as Finn’s retired football jersey. Quinn admits that Rachel was Finn’s soulmate. Puck admits to her that she is his soulmate and that if she told him to stay, that he would. And guess what everyone? She tells him to stay! My heart is just like…so huge right now and it hurts. I love it so much! QUICK FTW!!!

In another room, our favorite (or mine, whatever) ship is basically having the same conversation. Santana is telling Brittany that she needs to get back on track and have fun like she should be doing instead of doing math all the time. Also, that she should be out dating.

Brittany retaliates by planting the best kiss in the history of all kisses on the show ever and in life and help I’m not okay a kiss on Santana and telling her that she’s sure her girlfriend is great (which, I mean she is, it’s Demi) but that she loves her and knows that they are supposed to be together. And if Santana wants her, Brittany will be there for the taking. PLEASE SANTANA DONT BLOW THIS. I WORKED SO HARD TO TRY AND GET OFF THIS SHIP. JUST LIKE ROSE, I WAS IN A LIFE BOAT ABOUT TO BE TAKEN OFF BUT OF COURSE I JUMPED BACK ON. LOOK AT ME HERE I AM. SO EMOTIONAL.

Credit goes to http://tastethefailureonurlips.tumblr.com. Bless you.

Will gives another speech in the auditorium about how great glee club was and how he was honored to be a part of it. Even though Will is a creepy pedo man at times, I can’t help but just weep right here on my couch as I see my precious glee club approaching the end.

At the end of the episode, Holly and April decide that they are going to do everything in their power to save the glee club!

And that’s all that happened you guys! I can’t wait to see what happens next week. We’ll have plenty of Quick which might I add, I ship the absolute crap out of. As well as some more Brittana. Maybe even a Brittana conclusion. WHO KNOWS!. SO MANY THINGS.

Join us on Twitter next week during the episode for more Glee watching and probably an uncontrollable amount of fangirling!

Until then friends..Peace.Love.Glee.

Whitney & Bonnie

Glee 5×13: “New Directions” Promo

Well that episode was f*cking perfect. Everything about it. I don’t even ship Quick. Whatever. Here’s next week’s promo for 5×13 “New Directions”:

Let us know what you think, Gleeks! Looks good. Sorry I can’t chat, I’m going back to 5×12 again. Thanks baieee.

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Peace.Love.Glee.

-Bonnie & Whitney