Ryan Murphy getting his own Twitter might be the greatest... or the worst thing to ever happen to Gleeks everywhere. Depends on if you like juicy spoilers and excellent deleted scenes!
In our opinion, it's the greatest! So, since "gleeks asked for it", he's gone ahead and given us the Bridesmaid scene from "Hold On To Sixteen". Ch-ch-check it, Gleeks!
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-Bonnie & Whitney
Even though we're in the era of DVR and TiVo, I'm still positive you didn't miss tonight's episode of Glee... But in case you did, here's what you missed in "I Am Unicorn"
Brittany wants to help Kurt with his class campaign for class president, because he's a unicorn. He knew he was magical, and Brittany saw it too. She thought she could help get him some popular votes with a Kurt Hummel Fun Sack
Dustin Goolsby = fired. I thought he was handsome too, Artie
Mr. Schue implements a new dance Booty Camp - everyday after school - only for the people that need it, which includes Finn, Puck, Mercedes, Kurt and Blaine. Mike Chang helped instruct. He's the finest dance teacher alive.
They announced the directors for the musical. There were two faculty directors, Coach Beiste & Emma, and one student director: Artie
Shelby Corchoran comes back to give the New Directions a run for their money with a new Glee club... actually, not really. Sugar Armada's father gave some bucks to Figgy to have Ms. Corchoran come direct a Glee Club for Sugar to be in.
Sue wants Quinn to be in her congressional video: "A Day in the Life of a Girl Who the Arts Stole Everything". Quinn agrees & tells off Mr. Schue while Sue is recording. Schue fights back and told her to grow up... Yeah Quinn, I remember when I had my first beer.
Shelby wants Puck & Quinn to be in Beth's life, but only under her conditions. Quinn tells her off. Puck cleans up his act and makes every girl in America want to bear his children. Basically, he stopped drinking, except for beer. He had no drugs in his system. He even did some homework. He wants Beth in his life just as much. Seriously, I got teary eyed just recapping this scene...
Booty Camp happens. Mike Chang = Hot... End of story. And also Mercedes wants to do the Park & Bark. I love it
Blaine's a Junior. Shocker.
Rachel's audition song is "Somewhere" and she sings it with Idina Menzel. And it's breathtaking. Literally, it takes your breath away. You cannot breathe while they're singing this.
Kurt sings "I Am the Greatest Star" for his West Side Story audition. He sings it brilliantly. Seriously, it's pretty amazing. But the judges are afraid he's too "delicate" for Tony
Kurt gets upset with Britt's campaign posters where Kurt is riding the unicorn (because he doesn't only want to be known as "Kurt the homo") but Santana tells him that originally "the Unicorn was riding Kurt"
Santana tells Britt that she is the unicorn. Because she is a genius. And that there's no one like her. So if Kurt doesn't like it... he doesn't deserve Britt Britt as his campaign manager and that she should run. Aw.
Kurt asks Rachel for help with an emergency audition, because he overheard the directors saying that he might be too delicate. So he re-auditions with Rachel to make Beiste feel it in her lady parts. The directors laugh at him, though, and he runs off stage embarrassed.
Quinn wants to see Beth. Shelby won't let her. So she asks to see a photo. It's of Puck and Beth together. Quinn cried about it. Join the club Quinn, we all cried about it. So she decides to "clean up her act" & rejoin the Glee club as a part of a scheming plan to get full custody of Beth.
Rachel tells Finn to try out for Tony. He says he doesn't have time. He works for Burt Hummel at the shop. He asks Rachel if it would be so bad to stay in Lima for the rest of his life. Rachel say she just wants Finn to be happy, but doesn't think it would make him happy. He likes that answer. Ere goes the infamous "Peanut Butter Kiss"... So cute. Love it.
Kurt goes to Burt to talk to him about how he doesn't only want to be known as "gay". Burt gives an uplifting talk (after so abruptly saying "Dude, you're gay") as he always does. Love Burt & Kurt.
Finn nails his dance moves at booty camp. It's because Mike Chang is a good teacher.
Brittany decides to run for Class president after Santana's little snippet of inspiration. So, she does.
Blaine tried out for the musical, too, as anything but Tony (since Kurt was trying out for Tony). He sang "Something's Coming". He nailed it. Artie wanted to give him a standing ovation. He couldn't. But he did ask Blaine if he wanted to try out for the role of Tony. By the look on his face... there could be some tension between Klaine.
Annnnnnd that's what you missed. On Glee!
If you haven't seen The Prom Queen yet, there will be spoilers!
Ok, so if you missed the Prom Queen, you're crazy. People thought this episode was disappointing. I can see why, but I may be in the minority that thought this episode was phenomenal. I'll get into that sometime tomorrow. Right now, I'm just going to focus on what you missed... in case you live in a cave, or had a power outage...
1) Jacob told Puck that Lauren had taken his balls, so now he wants to regain his bad-ass-ador status, by recruiting Artie to help him spike the punch at Prom. Artie agrees after Brittany rejects his prom proposal, and Sue catches him. She almost pulls his teeth... but she doesn't. Artie misses most of the prom, but at the end he gets a dance with Brittany.
2) Brittany has fun at the Prom by herself. She dances with everyone else's dates. Girls, boys, girls with boyfriends, boys with boyfriends, girls with girlfriends... evereyone.
3) Santana decides for the Bully Whips to protect Kurt during prom week, because she thinks it will get her sympathy votes for Prom Queen. In the process, Kurt and Dave have a moment. Dave cries and apologizes to Kurt for doing all of the hurtful things he did to him in the past. It was sweet.
4) Kurt asks Blaine to prom. We find out that Blaine got the crap kicked out of him at a Sadie Hawkins dance right after he came out. But since he's crazy about Kurt he went anyway.
5) Mercedes is sad that she's not going to have a date for prom. So she and Rachel devise a plan to get Sam to be their date. They put together the little money that they had, and loaned Sam some money to go with them. They went to Breadstix.
5) Jesse St. James comes back. He apologizes to Rachel, and even though she had been set to be Sam and Mercedes' date, Jesse ends up taking her to prom. So the Breadstix date was a double with Finn and Rachel + Sam and Mercedes.
6) Finn sees Jesse dancing dirty with Rachel. So they fight. And they both get kicked out of Prom. It was crazy.
7) I guess Santana's gay-beard + Bully Whips plan backfired in her face. Dave Karofsky was named Prom King... But KURT HUMMEL was named Prom Queen. It was a cruel joke. Santana cried. Quinn cried. Kurt cried.
8) Then Santana said that she must have smelled like golf and that everyone must have known she was a lesbian, and that's why she didn't win Prom Queen. So she was going to move to a lesbian colony or Tribeca... But Brittany told her to embrace her awesomeness, and that she believed in her. Sweet moment.
9) Quinn thought it was Rachel's fault that she didn't win Prom Queen, because everyone knew Finn was really interested in Rachel... So she slapped Rachel. But then she and Quinn had a very powerful moment... it was like they were friends.
10) Kurt was furious that he was crowned Prom Queen. But he decided to embrace it, and make a difference. So he did. And he rocked it by telling Kate Middleton to eat her heart out. Then when he and Karofsky were supposed to dance together, Karofsky got spooked and ran away. So Blaine came in and danced with Kurt to Dancing Queen. Great moment.
And that's what you missed on... Glee!
This video has potential spoilers in it, as it is a scene from the Rumours episode... Watch at your own risk!
Just as we thought this season couldn't get any better, I've never been more excited for an episode in my life. Here's a sneak peak of Rachel singing "Go Your Own Way" on next week's Rumours episode:
OK, Let's go over a few things real quick:
1) Finchel tension: It's good tension. Signs of Finn and Rachel getting back together? I think so... Or at least there's definite chemistry there. She's singing to him, he's smiling at her. I sense a break up and a get-together coming soon! Not to mention, look at Quinn's face. She is not havin' this interaction one bit!
2) Bartie tension: First thing I noticed in this scene was that Brittany and Artie weren't sitting together. Say whaaat?! Then look at those fierce exchanges that they give each other throughout the song. It looks like Artie "just can't be bothered".
3) Puck and Finn rockin' out is just way too adorable. I cannot wait for this scene!
Hope you enjoyed it, and tell us what you think!
Happy Gleeking, dudes.
-Bonnie
Sometimes, when I notice that the end of Glee is approaching, I get peeved and immediately start to curl up in a ball and cry and try to think of something that will make me happy again: next week's preview.
As seen from the preview and the title of the preview, this episode is a tribute to Fleetwood Mac, for the most part. Let's get down to business!
It appears as if Sue is up to something at the school..in a class room..with students..talking about how when news gets out in the school, that it's out forever. I've got my hunches..what do you guys think she's up to?
"What blonde former cheerleader is having a motel rendezvous with another big lipped blondie?" Uh oh Finn, could Quinn be sneakin' off to meet up with 'ol Trouty Mouth? Scandy! Will Quinn cheat with Sam? I say no!
Brittany..you're so dumb and hilarious I love it and also know that deep down, you aren't that stupid!
Finnchel! Finnchel! Finnchel stakeout! I cannot wait for this interaction and probably the hilarity that I can imagine happening with the conversation that goes down between those two in the truck on the stakeout! And as for the stakeout of Kurt and Sam at the hotel, come on. I know you Klaine shippers aren't going to take this lying down! I'm quite confident in saying that Kurt isn't cheating on Blaine because he's like obsessed with him. It's a bromance, yo.
April Rhodes? Yes please! I wonder if she's stopped drinking yet…
And back to Sue..David Bowie.
Outstanding. And while do not like Terri, there are some hilarious things that come out of her mouth so I look forward to that! That is all.
What did you guys think/gather from next week's preview? Hit us up below!
Wanna check out some more in-depth thoughts (spoilers) on the Rumours episode? Boom, here ya go!
Whitney
So, in case you missed the epic Born This Way episode, because you've been hiding under a rock or have been locked up in prison (said in the voice used at the beginning of Glee):
1) Will wants the Glee club to come to terms with accepting something they were born with, since Rachel is considering a nose job after getting punched in the face by Finn. And then he asks Emma for help, but she decides to focus on the fact that she's a ginger instead of focusing on coming to terms with her OCD. She goes to see a therapist, and takes pills for it, and now she can accept it.
2) Santana wants to be prom queen so that she can get Brittany to ditch Artie and fall in love with her. She thinks she can win prom queen by getting Kurt back to WMH -- How does she do it? Karofsky. She spotted Karofsky checking out Sam's butt, and her gaydar went ballistic. So she called him out for being gay. Then she came out to him, and they decided to be each other's gay beards. Plus, she talked him into starting an anti-bullying group called the Bully Whips in an attempt to get Kurt back, which she does successfully... but now she and Dave are like... dating, and Brittany thinks that's gross...
3) Quinn's real name is Lucy, and she used to be fat, but she went on a strict diet and got a nose job to look how she looks now. Since Lauren Zizes also decided to run for prom queen, she outed "Lucy Caboosey" to the whole school. Quinn thought her campaign was over, but all the other girls thought she was an inspiration. Finn did, too, and he kept Lucy Caboosey's picture in his wallet.
4) Kurt decided to come back to McKinley after talking with Karofsky. He officially transfers and meets the Glee club out on the patio. Then the Warblers serenade him with a goodbye song, "Somewhere Only We Know", which was amazing. Blaine cried, and so did Kurt. The Warblers were sad to see him go, but the Glee club was happy to have him back.
5) The Glee club tries to convince Rachel that she doesn't need a nose job after she and Quinn went to get a consult and sang an awesome "I Feel Pretty/Unpretty" mashup. Finn even called her beautiful, and that didn't do the trick. So Puck coerces Rachel to the mall, where Kurt had everyone breakout into the Barbra Streisand mall dance. It was fun.
6) At the end, they all did a breakout number called Born This Way-- you may have heard about it. They all wore shirts that displayed something that they were born with that they couldn't change. Santana's originally said "Bitch", but Brittany made her one that said "Lebanese" even though Santana is Hispanic. Well, really Brittany thought it said "Lesbian". Anyways, Brittany wanted her to wear the shirt to stop hiding that she was a lesbian, and come dance with her on stage. Santana was upset that Brittany never told her she loved her back. But Brittany really does love Santana. But Santana didn't perform. Though she did wear the shirt...
And that's what you missed on Glee! :)
For a full list of the born this way t shirts, take a look at our previous post and all of the comments!
Also- feel free to tell us what you thought about Glee's Born This Way episode!
Enjoy!
-Bonnie
